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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
guyshowdoimakeausername
ambris:
“ iridepigs:
“ twinkcommunist:
“In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
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If I go to...
twinkcommunist

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

iridepigs

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

ambris

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

Source: wonderytho
its-ya-girl-savathun
tastefullyoffensive

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mypissedoffsandwich

The last one

thunderboltsortofapenny

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

toastyhat

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

prokushite

The last one is so passive aggressive 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Source: tastefullyoffensive